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By Valerie Frankel
It is uncanny! inside of six months of breaking apart along with her, Peg Silver's ex-lovers continually meet and marry the ladies in their goals. Even worse than being the everlasting bridesmaid, she's the final female friend, the one that awakens in a man theknowledge of what he is consistently sought after in a dating ... and it truly is by no means with Peg. evidently, an important way of life switch is heavily referred to as for, that's why the distraught inside panorama clothier says goodbye to big apple and late-night lattes with buddy Nina, and hi to a farmhouse on ten acres in tiny, backwater Manshire, Vermont, hoping to satisfy the final word, all-organic kingdom guy (without an excessive amount of facial hair) to maintain her hot in these frosty New England winters. in its place, Peg unearths herself at Inward sure -- a proactive adult-education retreat for the hapless and hopelessly lovelorn -- to attempt to raise her dreaded "girlfriend curse." A steamy (and expressly forbidden) dalliance with wonderful woman-eater Ray most likely isn't really going to aid treatment her. yet a few romantic perception might come up from her charm to Linus, Inward Bound's horny, scruffy, clever and still-single founder. maybe there's a mystery to be unearthed within the crunchy eco-friendly Mountains, one who will magically rework Peg Silver from the Perpetual additionally Ran to the massive Winner in love.
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Mate selectionFiction. 3. Commitment (Psychology)Fiction. I. Title. 54dc22 2004011202 05 06 07 08 09 jtc/rrd 10 987654321 Dedicated to the good people of Manshire, Vermont, without whom this book could, not have been possible. Acknowledgments A few shout-outs, in deserved boldface. First, to Nancy Yost , who has represented me for seven human years (in agent years, that's fifty-six). Despite this, she is still cheerful, sweet and funny To Carrie Feron , who has toiled over four of my books to date.
I blamed, myself for everythingbad weather, the stock market crash, dishes in the sink, my failure as an actor and a man. I had crying jags about a delayed pizza delivery. " For every sip of wine she had, he'd thrown back two shots of tequila. She'd never spent as much time in bars before or since her relationship with him. And the dishes in the sink were his fault, she thought. When did you realize the relationship was over? (verbatim): "After six months, Peg started acting strangely. She'd clean the apartment, pay all the bills.
I developed a one-track mind. I used to be a contractor, and I'd pound nails and think of Peg. I'd use the power drill, and think of Peg. I'd polish wood and think of Peg. " Peg scoffed at that. It might have been for Harry. Peg considered him the worst lover of the bunch. He fucked with the imagination of a hammera ball-peen hammer. He continued: "Peg was my first long-term girlfriend, and she taught me some stuff. It was so exciting, I started thinking about sex 24/7. She turned me into a walking hard-on.
The Girlfriend Curse by Valerie Frankel