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By Mykle Hansen
The Rampaging Fuckers of every little thing at the loopy Shitting Planet of the Vomit surroundings is a set of 3 brief novels by way of a grasp of satire. Mykle Hansen's subversive stories catch the smugness of mainstream tradition. He thrusts his characters into absurd and funny occasions that exhibit the defects within the smooth social textile. With the wit of Christopher Moore, the inventiveness of Terry Gilliam and the rudeness of South Park, Hansen's surreal fiction is ridiculously enjoyable to learn. 3 Bizarro Novels: MONSTER COCKS: A poignant tragedy of penis growth long gone horribly improper. trip TO the heart OF AGNES CUDDLEBOTTOM: A gripping historical past of the 1st Starbucks within the anus of an 80-year-old prostitute. loopy SHITTING PLANET: A touching parable of affection, friendship, and feces.
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Received the delivery ... entered the kingdom ... “Phil, tell me what you know! ” ... the power, the glory, forever ... Amen. And the brains of Phil Tong rain down on us like tickets. Tue Aug 12 00:29:23 PDT 2008: I stagger out the back door of Trouble as cops and guards and mid-uppermanagement pour in the front. No more Trouble, please. I’m done. I just want some diet Fresca. I stumble through the emergency-lit hallways to the drink-snack-shuffleboard court, but the Fresca machine is down, so I run off towards the wiring closet to grab a spare fifty foot power cord so I can bring up the Fresca machine on redundant power, because that, I know, will work, and I need to fix something very badly right now.
EMIL FIND BANANA TREE FOR JOJO. JOJO AND MOVIE FRIEND FIND MOVIE FOR EMIL. NO MORE POOP PLACE. SORRY SAD SAD. Q: Or so you thought. But it didn’t exactly turn out that way, did it? A: YOU BAD. JOJO WANT LAWYER FRIEND. JOJO NO TALK. EAT POOP. GO DIE. TRANSCRIBED EXCERPT FROM THE VOICE RECORDER OF DR. FOKKER: DF: August 16, 4:31pm ... We made it. It was a harrowing squeeze through the stricture ... the obvious comparisons to a bolus aside, I’m feeling less fecal now, but still recovering from mild symptoms of claustrophobia.
But as a physician, my first responsibility was to Mrs. Cuddlebottom, and my main concern, throughout the operation, was to find and remove the obstruction that was killing her, and to return her to her full health. Q: To the degree that an 80-year-old heroin addict can be said to recover full health. A: Well, some peoples’ health is fuller than other peoples’ health. It’s true that Mrs. Cuddlebottom’s overall condition was deeply degenerate. The patina of a long and traumatic life colored every part of her, especially her rectal cavity.
Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere: Three Novels by Mykle Hansen