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By Louise Rennison

ISBN-10: 0060288140

ISBN-13: 9780060288143

ISBN-10: 0064472272

ISBN-13: 9780064472272

Angus: My mixed-breed cat, part family tabby, part Scottish wildcat. the dimensions of a small Labrador, purely mad. loves to stalk Mr. and Mrs. subsequent Door's poodle. I used to pull him round on a lead, yet, as I defined to Mrs. round the corner, he ate it.Thongs: silly undies worn by means of outdated Swotty Knickers, Lindsay what is the aspect of them, besides? they simply move up your bum, so far as i will be able to tell.Full-Frontal Snogging: Kissing with the trappings, lip to lip, open mouth, tongues...everything (apart from dribble, which is rarely acceptable). As taught to me through a certified snogger.In this wildly humorous magazine of a yr within the lifetime of Georgia Nicolson, British writer Louise Rennison has completely captured the hovering joys and bottomless angust if being undefined. within the spirit of Bridget Jones' Diary, this clean, irreverent, and easily hilarious booklet will go away you guffawing out loud. As Georgia could say, it really is "Fabbity fab fab!" Books for the teenager Age 2001 (NYPL), Books for early life Editor's selection 2000 (Booklist), most sensible 10 early life First Novels 2000(Booklist), 2001 Michael L. Printz Honor ebook, 2001 most sensible Books for teens (ALA), and 2001 quickly choices for Reluctant younger Readers (ALA)

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I must get her interested in someone else. m. Drama drama!!! We had a substitute teacher today for biology. No, I don’t mean substitute, I mean reserve, no, I don’t mean that, I mean . . oh anyway, a student teacher. She was very nervous and very shortsighted and we’d all got that mad bug that you get some days when you can’t stop laughing. The student teacher, Miss ldris, asked me to hand out pipettes or something and I tried to get up, only to find that Ellen and Jools had tied my science overall straps to the drawer handles.

M. Sadly it makes no difference to Jas whether I’m interested or not. All the way home she was telling me what Tom said or did. The more I hear about him, the less I think Jas should have to do with him. All right, maybe I am being unfair and bitter, but she is my best friend and should do everything I say. . Tom wants to go into the fruit and veg business. Oh, how fascinating . . Jas thinks it is. ” Eventually even Jas noticed that I wasn’t so keen. ” I didn’t say anything. All I could think of was his brother looking down at me and sort of sneering.

I did it last year with Northern Ireland and reciting the counties (you remember them by the mnemonic FAT LAD—Fermanagh, Antrim,Tyrone, Londonderry, Armagh, Down) can be very impressive to trot out when you are accused of not concentrating. Uh-oh, we are going up the stairs to Peter’s room. He hasn’t said a word. His room is much tidier than mine. He has made his bed, for a start. On the walls are posters of Denise van Outen and Miss December, and so on. On my walls there’s a poster of Reeves and Mortimer showing their bottoms.

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